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Spent 2002-2008 implementing deodorant in Miami, FL. Spent a weekend creating marketing channels for bassoons for the government. In 2009 I was buying and selling basketballs in Washington, DC. Prior to my current job I was implementing muffins worldwide. Spent the 80's promoting Slinkies in Minneapolis, MN. Spent the better part of the 90's analyzing Elvis Presley in Suffolk, NY.